What would Kurpis do if he was part of the mafia?
He would probably focus on teamwork and make committees to carry out the killings everyday.
What would Kurpis do if he was the new leader of Al-Qaeda?
He would probably use the Human Relations Style so he can understand why people are so angry.
What would Kurpis do to bring peace to the Middle East?
He would use his emotional intelligence to bring the sides together and use his lifelong learning to negotiate a treaty.
What would Kurpis do if he was a woman?
He would probably break the glass ceiling that keeps him down.
What would Kurpis do if he was part of an African Tribe?
He would probably get eaten by a hyena because he would have a hard time adapting to a high context culture and learning their cues.
What would Kurpis do if he was bald?
That is yet to be determined...
What would Kurpis do if he was a professor?
Give everyone an A except me.
Edit: After reading it in front of class, I realized that it reads not like a poem but more like a series of insults. Sorry Professor.
I accused of being a contract killer, a terrorist, and I emasculated you...Come to think of it, all that happens to me everyday! :)
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Funny...
it sure is funny, and incorporates current events and management concepts in a way that rhymes.
Good luck on the poetry slam.
Hey,
I really like your take on the WWJD. We should make WWKD bracelets.
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Thank you!
-Stefan
Funny poem bro. I remember when you read it to me after you wrote it. It's great because it incorporates the things we learned in management class so well.
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